It's Almost Turkey Time!

For those of you searching for the perfect Turkey baking recipe, may I suggest Nathan's how to cook a turkey....

Get a big pan.
put some toast and rice in the pan.
buy the turkey.
put it in the pan with some cookies.
put on some curry and paprika.
put it in the stove and cook for 10 minutes.
then we eat it!
throw the rest in the trash can.

I can't think of a more perfect recipe. Enjoy!